Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
NO BUT SERIOUSLY DEFYING GRAVITY MAKES YOU FEEL SO FREAKING AMAZING LIKE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT GREEN WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO WIZARD
So, today in my geology class we discussed the Greek island of Santorini.
All that water in the middle there?
That’s actually a caldera formed after a giant volcano erupted. The land there collapsed and the lagoon in the middle was formed.
The professor then went on to say that this island is believed to be the origin of the myth of Atlantis.
Then it hit me.
Very sneaky Disney…
Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go
Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.
Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times.
Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave.
Supreme life tip: Become a library
growing up is hard work
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
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